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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2004|09:57 pm]
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]
[Current Music |Vaguely Dog-like Bear-"General Admission"]

'tis been a glorious summer day for the Madame. Screaming the name i hold so dear never resonated as well in cold air. Today was a break from my usually busy schedule, but, oh-ho-ho, my attention will be focused on tonight's VH1 concert of Diva's Live From Las Vegas. Of course, my darlings, the Madame will be disappointed that Celine will not be in attendance, but I do have the video-recording of the Miss Diva herself. My love, it is about time for abby to give me her codeine...the madame is not an addict! The preserverance of the Kissbutt beauty is at stake, I must get well for my appearance at the dogeball competion of my Interational Coalition of Superstars. Good Luck my pets, and kick some monkey-ass!!!
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oh ho ho, Ze madame Kissbutt has found ze mate! [Feb. 18th, 2004|02:38 pm]
[Current Music |vaguely dog like bear - "all natural"]

chunkebuh 87%
redmouse 87%
irish_eyes03 79%
maddogtux 72%
sno 71%
irish_eyes03 69%
bellajetta 61%
melodius 56%
starlancerboy 56%
ploff11 43%
How compatible with me are YOU?
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(no subject) [Feb. 17th, 2004|10:55 am]
[Current Mood |energeticenergetic]
[Current Music |Celine, of course!]

Oh-ho-ho, dahlings, I, ze Madame Kissbutt have returned to tell you a little more about my life and day thus far!

I ahm currently on location at a fabulous photo shoot on ze, dare I say it, New Jersey Rivera! Dahlings, life as such a famous and world reknowned French-Canadienne supermodel is truly fantastique! I am currently modeling tupperware, for, you see, the true art that is modeling is the abilite to sell anything with any part of your body. In this case, dahlings, I am using my hands, for they are so soft and oh-so supple... ho-ho-ho.

Now, you must excuse moi while I go to heed the call of the director. Oh, Mr. Director, you are not the sublime Celine, oh-no-no, but I shall heed your call as if you were. That way, I shall perform as if you were the diva herself, oh-ho-ho!
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2004|07:11 pm]
[Current Music |Celine, the rapture!]

It haz been a tres busy day in the life of ze Madame Kissbutt.

I shall be a super model one day, ho-ho-ho.

Just you wait and zee, look for me, Madame Kissbutt.
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People of the world, I have arrived. [Feb. 15th, 2004|03:00 pm]
Hello, and welcome darlings, to the ze journal of Madame Kissbutt.

Who or what is Madame Kissbutt, you ask yourself? That, darling, is for me to know, and for you to not to know. For I am, the epicenter of all mystery and international intrigue, I can tell that by looking in my black mysterious eyes that you are compelled to hear the tale of Madame Kissbutt.

That is all you've got from me, the Madame Kissbutt.

Now, you must excuse me, the diva Celine beckons, and I dare not be late.
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