||[Feb. 17th, 2004|10:55 am]
|||||Celine, of course!||]|
Oh-ho-ho, dahlings, I, ze Madame Kissbutt have returned to tell you a little more about my life and day thus far!
I ahm currently on location at a fabulous photo shoot on ze, dare I say it, New Jersey Rivera! Dahlings, life as such a famous and world reknowned French-Canadienne supermodel is truly fantastique! I am currently modeling tupperware, for, you see, the true art that is modeling is the abilite to sell anything with any part of your body. In this case, dahlings, I am using my hands, for they are so soft and oh-so supple... ho-ho-ho.
Now, you must excuse moi while I go to heed the call of the director. Oh, Mr. Director, you are not the sublime Celine, oh-no-no, but I shall heed your call as if you were. That way, I shall perform as if you were the diva herself, oh-ho-ho!